Chuck Grassley wants to hold up $3 billion for university science in the stimulus bill. Apparently, some guys [Just guessing--Ed.] at the NSF were watching porn on government time. Maybe Chuck should come blow up my house now; there used to be some mice in it.
Next up: Ranking GOP Senate Finance Committee Member Eliminates FEMA; quoth Grassley; "Those guys are always screwing around on the Facebook."