Thursday, May 6, 2010

The Breeders

This just in from Portland, ME: Women are capable of engaging in various artistic and cultural pursuits, even if they are also simultaneously performing functions common to all animal life forms, such as respiration, digestion and reproduction.

In other words: Moms Rock.

Salli Wason is a Portland mother of two precocious teenage daughters. She breeds her many bands as lovingly as her kids, having helped form Hatchetface, Man-Witch, and Hessian. She looks a bit like a biker chick, but not the kind who rides behind anybody.

When do we get to be people, Pinky?


  1. I actually think it is pretty amazing when chicks can do stuff, given their mental/physical inferiority and timid, cowardly natures! Please find me more links to good stories about biatches overcoming the odds! Thanks!!!!!!!!!

  2. I live to serve, Anon. Truly, these thing-doing biatches are incredible.